Stalking Miki
By Spandex

Kei and Micheal are riding in their first class seats on the stalking Miki airline.

Micheal: Thank goodness there is an airline just for stalking Miki. I do know know what we would ever do without it.

Kei: Shut up! And would you quit stalking me???

Michael: No, you are stalking me!

Kei: We're both stalking Miki... So many people are... But I will be the one to win her heart.

Michael: NO ME!

Kei: NO ME!

*

Later Kei and Michael are in New York and looking everywhere for Miki.

Michael: Miki!! Your best friend Michael is here!

Kei: Miki, I'm more mature than Michael now!! You know you want me!

They are on a balcony and see Jinny.

Jinny: Shut up you two!!

Kei: Hey, who are you?

Jinny: I am Jinny! And I will rule the world and Yuu is mine MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE NOT YOURS!!

Kei: Okay, whatever. Where is Miki? We're stalking her.

Jinny: YUU IS MINE!!!!!!

Michael: Where is Miki?

Jinny: YUU IS MINE!!!!!!

Kei: Where is Miki?

Jinny: YUU IS MINE!!!!!! AND I WILL KILL MIKI!

Michael: No you won't!

Kei: Then we won't have anyone else left to stalk!

Jinny: SHUT UP.

Kei: Whatever.

Jinny: I WILL KILL YOU BOTH!

Kei: Whatever.

Jinny: RAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Michael: Ahhh! Kei, she is SCARING me!

Kei: Me too!

Michael and Kei start to hug each other.

Jinny: DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!! YOU WILL ALL DIE AND YUU WILL BE MINE!!!!!!!!

Jinny's eyes start to glow red. Michael hugs Kei tighter.

Michael: SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME!! SHE TRIED TO BEFORE!!

Kei: What?!?!?!

Jinny: YES AND THIS TIME I WILL HAHAHA!!

Kei: I won't let you kill Michael even if he is an idiot.

Jinny: I WILL I WILL!!!!!

Kei: NO!!!!!

Kei pushes Jinny off the balcony.

Michael: Wow! You save me!!!

Michael hugs Kei.

Kei: Yeah. That girl is evil.

Michael: And all this time, I just was going for the first Japanese girl I saw. I never even thought about Japanese boys!

Kei: What?

Michael: KEI I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!

Kei: WHAT?!

Michael: I LOVE YOU!

Kei: REALLY??

Michael: YES!

Kei: Wow... Michael, I love you too!!!

Michael: Cool!

Michael and Kei start kissing.

Kei: Wow... to think all this time I was just looking at Miki.

*

Brian: AHHHHHHHHHHHH Jinny fell off the balcony again!

Jinny: Yuu is mine...

Miki: Hey what are those people doing on the balcony... Hey, that looks like-

Brian: AHHHHH WHAT IS MY BROTHER DOING WITH THAT GIRLY LOOKING JAPANESE BOY??

Yuu: Michael... Kei... I always knew those too were dangerous.

*

Michael and Kei stop kissing, each smiling with their eyes sparkling.

Kei: Wow... Why did I look over my true love all this time?

Michael: Kei! I love you!

Kei starts to take off Michael's jacket when Brian, Miki, and Yuu run up.

Yuu: You two..

Michael/Kei: AHHH!

Kei: Hello Yuu... GO AWAY NOW!!

Yuu: I have no interest in the strange things you're doing.

Kei: Okay, good.

Kei and Michael start to kiss again.

Brian: YOU! IDIOT! GET AWAY FROM MY BROTHER!

Kei: That's your brother?

Michael: Uh... yeah...

Miki: How did this happen? Well, I did notice them spending a lot of time with each other before.

Brian: YOU HAVE CORRUPTED MY BROTHER AND FOR THAT I WILL KILL YOU!

Michael: No! Brian! Don't!

Brian: Don't try and stop me!

Brian picks up Kei and slams him against the wall. Michael is about to cry!

Michael: Brian! Stop!

Miki: Yuuuuu, make him stop!

Yuu: Ummm stop please.

Brian: SHUT UP FREAK WHO GOES OUT WITH HIS STEP SISTER. I am taking care of this freak now!

Brian starts punching Kei over and over. Michael is crying more and more.

Michael: No, STOP! Please!

Brian: Not until he's dead!

Michael: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Why can't I protect Kei like he did to me? What can I do? Oh yeah, I learned this trick from Meiko!

Brian is about to punch Kei again, but Michael jumps in front of him and takes the hit. Everyone is shocked as the frail Michael falls down.

Brian: OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Michael: I love... Only Kei...

Brian: AHHHHHHHHHHHH.... Sorry?

Kei walks up to Michael.

Kei: Are you okay, my love?

Michael: Yes... We both got pretty beat up, huh?

Kei: Yes. But we survived New York!

Michael: Now let's go back to Japan, I hate it here!

Kei: Okay.

Michael: Then we can watch lots and lots of Samurai and Ninja films and live happily ever after!

Kei: Okay!

Michael and Kei walk off into the sunset, holding hands and looking at each other happily.

Yuu: All right, that was strange.

-OWARI-