Walmart Fun

• Tell an associate on one side of the store that theres a CODE WHITE in a department on the other side of the store. Like if your in Pets and the Mens Dept is on the other side of the store or so on. ::tip:: Ask a younger associate who looks like they don't want to be there, cuz they will just page it without even checking, and yes there is a Code White (its an accident code and walmart HATES haveing accients, its actually funny to watch everyone freak out over it)
• Ask to see a member of management, Then complain about everything that they have no control over, Like Its too brite inside walmart, its to cold(actually the home office controls the temps inside the store so each store has no control over there temp), That you bought a CD and it was half blank cuz of the censoring, The clothes all fit wrong and are ugly.
• Get a group of people and have the smallest person sit inside the buggy crying like a baby, and try to consol the 'baby'
• Go up to management and tell them that this is the worst 'ZONED' store you have ever seen then critizize them on how they have not been practiceing the '10 foot attitude'
• Walk into the grocery side(if its a superwalmart) and go into the milk, meats, produce and loudly exclaim discust over the smell, or over a bug preferably a Roach AHHHHHH A ROACH, or GAWD WHATS THAT SMELL
• If your walmart has shells over the cameras Stare up at them trying to figure out which ones have real cameras and which ones dont, And when someone asks you 'what are you doing' just calmly say 'looking for the fake cameras' and then walk off to the next one
• Everytime you hear someone announce something over the intercom scream 'AHHHHH THE VOICES IN MY HEAD, EVERYTIME I GO TO WALMART I HEAR THOSE VOICES, DONT ASK FOR CSM'S AGAIN NO MORE PLEASE'
• If your stores sportings goods department has stuffed animals, when u walk by and scream MURDERS
• Now again if u can get a manager and u really want to piss them off about walmarts beliefs Start questioning them about 'How come walmart sells Edited and Censored CDs because they think they promote violence and killing, but they sell guns, knifes and other KILLING tools in sporting goods as if murdering is a sport. Don't you think that will an interesting debate.
• Get a group of friends to sit down(make sure u all wear long pants and don't wear ur nicest clothes cuz those floors arnt the cleanest things in the world) in a circle in one of the main alleys people use to get around the store and eaither start chanting, play one of those hand clapping games, or if your one of those christian religous people start praying in the middle of the store that jeasus will save the soul of all the people in the store, and sit there till u have blocked off everyone and caused congestion in the store and refuse to move till you have pissed off everyone and ur about to get kicked out, then just quitely get up and move.
• Grab some pretty underwear from the lingre and go to the toy department and dress up the stuffed animals in kinky underwear.
• Buy some extra large condoms and then try to return them after 20 mins saying that they wernt big enough. EXTRA if u have a guy with u, after u buy them, wait about 20 mins maybe hang out in the parking lot or look around some more, then go to the service desk and try to return the opened box of condoms with one 'used' (just open it up and blow it into a balloon and leave it in the toy department) then say to them 'Well I just bought these and we went to try them out in the parking lot and found out they where too small, can we return them or exchange them for a larger size (dont laugh or anything act like ur serious and watch the reaction on the persons face) If they refuse to take it back ask them to call the manager and tell them the same thing and then ask for the refund or exchange